I hate Bono. I have a lot of reasons why I hate Bono, only one of which is the mediocre noise he and his band have been dropping on the world for what seems like eternity. But this is just pathetic. Follow the link to a terrible poem he wrote some years ago and see if you can be bothered to get through it. Then ask yourself why the BBC needs to indulge this jerk and his bad poetry. Then ask why they don’t just broadcast Public Enemy instead. Or just do a reading from Mystery Train. Or just do anything else. Really. Even Elvises parachuting onto the field of a baseball team I hate is better than that poem.
It must be summer term, everybody! [DC]